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ELEVEN January 23, 2006 I woke up at 7:am this morning to the constant and irritating sounds of a cow mooing from across the street.
I then realized I haven't mentioned the zoo we are surrounded by. When I first got here and realized what I had gotten myself into with this animal kingdom, I really I thought I was going to go crazy or kill something. Everyone said don't worry about it you'll get use to it and I said "No fucking way". I even told Lynn we needed to move or I'm afraid of what I might do. She told me to relax and I did for awhile. After about a week the roosters
finally became part of the landscape and I actually got use to their constant cockle doodle do and now I really don't even notice them. However, it was the dogs barking. To me there is nothing worse than the constant barking and howling of dogs.
After two weeks here and one particular dog (not this one) I had reached my limit. I was able to determine which dog was the catlyst and I then prepared a nice food concotion to shut that fucker up. That night I put out my nice savory dish and was pleased to notice how quiet that night turned out. I woke up the next morning to find out one of the neighborhood dogs was dead. SUCCESS!!!! So dogs are not a problem right now.LOL Now for the mooing cow. Steaks anyone LOL January 24, 2006 Yesterday, we went out a got 20 of the most adorable chickens you can imagine. We put them in the nice chicken coop and they are happily chirping, eating, and drinking. They are so cute together. I guess looking at them now I can understand why someone would become a vegetarian. After our forthcoming pictorial I am sure many more will stop eating chicken. I really am a sick fuck. I have decided to do a Cycle of Life Story. We have randomly picked out a cute little chicken to be our sacraficial chicken of sorts and will do a cycle of life pictorial of him. We have decided to name him Fred. Just follow the pictorial of Freds' Life Cycle. Not for the Squemish at heart. CYCLE
OF LIFE - A Pictorial
TO BE CONTINUED..... 2005
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